one-time-i-dreamt:

badgerpunk:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was playing Animal Crossing and I went to catch a fish, my character caught a sea bass and said, “What the fuck,” and I got so scared that I woke up.

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katseeli:

my toxic trait is that i think for every 15 minutes of work i do i should get 45 minutes of fuck around time

manywinged:

i may be terminally online but at least i have fun and curate my experience to cater to my interests and don’t intentionally seek out things that will make me feel worse and don’t take out my personal issues on strangers on the internet

willowcrowned:

tbh I’ve always found it very funny that Elrond is like “there’s no point bringing Glorfindel on the quest, even though he’s a balrog-slayer. You won’t need balrog-slayers” and then thirty pages later they run into a balrog

girlballs:

girlballs:

someone needs to invent reverse cornflakes. i want to eat a cereal that gives me a demonic erection and inflicts upon me an insatiable lust

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xanderwithanx:

choked-up:

oh I would 100% be lured by a vampire entirely too easy

Not even for sexy reasons for me, I’d just be too polite and assume good will. No goth person has ever done me wrong.